August 15, 2012 by Volamoot at Mashable!
I’m babysitting my little cousin for the next few days. She just showed me her new cell phone which she told me was “reflemblished” instead of refurbished. This made up word evoked the image of flesh-like phlegm molding itself around some metal and computer chips. Why do kids get cell phones? When I was her age all I wanted was a pair of Hulk hands and to get an outfit out of the Limited Too catalogue. That store. Also I don’t have a car. This is going to be like the snow storm of 2010. Wooo! Bring. It. On.
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