August 17, 2012 by Volamoot at Mashable!
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
because that would make identifying potential sex partners actually as your relatives significantly more difficult
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